Op Ed B.O.

So, just as undoubtedly 1 million blogs are pasting up their 2cents on our new Prez, I figured i'm hop on the band wagon. I like band wagons. They're cool! And I want to ride one!

1) He's not a dead-white-man.
- Our civilization has been run by dead-white-men for longer than Oprah has been on TV, and I'm tired of it. The same people with the same ideas, asking the same questions and answering them the same way for 2000 years. It's horrible. Dead white philosophy, dead white morals, dead white culture, dead white lies. The United States of America is the worlds biggest melting pot of peoples of all walks of life, ways of life, and expressions of life, and we deserve to have someone who actually represents that diversity.

2) He's a constitutional scholar.
- Finally, we'll have someone who actually believes in the constitutional basis for our government, rather than the fictitious government of megalomania that the likes of Dick Cheney and Karl Rove seem to believe in. Yes, they'd love us to all be heartless missile worshipers who earnestly believe that the few thousand lives lost in NY are more than equal to the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of people our troops have killed in the Middle East. Clearly, Americans are superior to everyone else, so what difference does it make if we kill them all. Thanx Bush, we needed that boost to our global image. Cold, cruel, evil white overlords protecting oil.

And that about sums it up. If he can help our economy, SWELL. But the economy is completely fucked up only because of deregulation and the usual greed of our wealthy plutocrats who toy with the stock market to swell their already bloated swiss bank accounts, and I doubt any one person/administration is going to do, or be able to do anything about it. Plus, even if the market becomes regulated again once someone else is in the White House, it will all disappear. Americans have a ridiculously short memory. When Karl Rove gets his next puppet into the Oval Office, we'll be right back to where we were.

Enjoy!

PS. I'm white.

Well, pink and orange, actually. But why quibble?